Robert Muchamore Quotes

#1. For official purposes, these children do not exist.

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#2. I'd like to have a business card saying: Bruce Norris kicked your arse.

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#3. Imagine a terrorist pointing a Buddy missile out of a bedroom window in a London suburb and blasting Her Majesty out of bed at Buckingham Palace.

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#4. For two years, he'd seen brutality and suffering, as the Nazis turned Europe into a gigantic slave camp. But here, in a little orphanage in the back of beyond, he'd found something that had actually got better.

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#5. Samantha Jennings sat next to him. Teachers thought Samantha was fantastic: always volunteering for stuff, neat uniform, glossed nails. She did all her diagrams with three different colored pens and covered her textbooks in wrapping paper so they looked extra smart. But

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#6. The rottweiler reared up on its back legs, trying

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#7. It was always the same: in the ring you wanted to kill someone, but once you got out you were mates again.

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#8. rectangular slab of mincemeat that everyone, including the servers, referred to as baked turd.

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#9. Me and Curtis here just busted out of Arizona Max.

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#10. Partly James was jealous because he was a virgin, but mostly it just felt really weird being in a room with two people who'd spent the night having sex. It reminded him of the feeling you get when you pull a hair off your tongue and realise it's not one of your own.

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#11. Politicians are a lot like five-year-olds. You know: one day they're best friends and five minutes later they're rolling around in the sandpit biting chunks out of each other.

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#12. James grabbed one of the curtains and used it to wipe the dog crap off his leg.

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#13. Mentioning violence to Bruce was like mentioning chocolate sauce to a six-year-old.

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#14. hey its Uberunicorn here, im uploading my accountant for the first time! :D yay! im only uploading the books ive read in a short time: jan-dec, so i might not have so many books online j8st yet... - Uberunicorn, this one called cherub the recruit! Y X 3!!!

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#15. Guests wishing to stay longer should be warned that their rooms may explode.

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#16. This is tough but CHERUB's are tougher

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