Robert Leland Taylor Quotes

#1. Trilogy: Three times the tripe.

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#2. Stop the goddamn bus--I have to throw up.

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#3. Shit!' cried the king, and 40 thousand stooped and strained.

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#4. I may not agree with your position, but I will defend to the death your right to concede.

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#5. You can lead a horse to water but a bird in hand can't fool me twice.

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#6. We'll not only survive,
we'll thrive,
be positively alive
with a little more space between us.

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#7. If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, you're probably in the wrong bathroom.

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#8. I don't know why I love you but I'm pretty sure it doesn't have anything to do with you.

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#9. Whenever you start to feel sorry for yourself, always remember that there are a lot of people out there who are amazingly talented and make you look like a drooling Neanderthal.

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#10. My air bag went off this morning. I told her to shut the hell up.

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#11. Cumquats? I've had a few, but then again, tofu dementia.

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