Robert Byrne Quotes & Sayings

#1. Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell.

#2. The purpose of life is to have a life with purpose.

#3. Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked geography.

#4. No one ever committed suicide while reading a good book, but many have tried while trying to write one.

#5. Winter is nature's way of saying, "Up yours.

#6. Byrne's Law: In any electrical circuit, appliances and wiring will burn out to protect fuses.

#7. Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least.

#8. Partying is such sweet sorrow.

#9. Doing a thing well is often a waste of time.

#10. There are two kinds of people, those who finish what they start and so on.

#11. Nobody ever committed suicide while reading a good book, but many have while trying to write one.

#12. One reason people get divorced is that they run out of gift ideas.

#13. The purpose of life is life of a purpose.

#14. Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and aggravation later in life.

#15. A promising young man should go into politics so that he can go on promising for the rest of his life.

#16. Everything is in a state of flux, including the status quo.

#17. Getting caught is the mother of invention.

#18. To err is human, to purr is feline.

#19. To err is human, to purr feline.

#20. Memorial Service: Farewell party for someone who already left.

Robert Byrne Quotes