Rip Taylor Quotes & Sayings

Top 8 Rip Taylor Quotes

#1. I went to see Harvey again in Fiddler. Harvey's throat is getting better.

#2. Because someone stole Gregory Peck's star on Hollywood Blvd., I have hired a Brink's guard to protect my star!

#3. I went to Sirius Satellite Radio and did my show, Rapping With Rip.

#4. I have a new joke today. Martha Stewart's on suicide watch. They had to unplug all of her ovens.

#5. Marty Richards is an angel on Earth. A producer that does what he says he'll do. He helped me greatly.

#6. Carrot Top ... I gave him advice once and he ran with it. He should thank me.

#7. Red Skelton ... I broke into tears when I met him.

#8. I was supposed to be on the Tonight Show but I broke my shoulder instead.