Rebecca Chastain Quotes

#1. Welcome to the Dark Side. Are You Surprised We Lied about the Cookies?

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#2. And needy," Doris said. "You sound ancient and unhelpful," I shot back.

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#3. because she was hungry and "it was too late at night to be bothered with chewing.

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#4. Bubble gum on a turd, Madison! You're a tutti-frutti enforcer. I am a warden. Trust me, I know what I'm doing.

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#5. What's a tiny woman like you doing with this half-pint sword?

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#6. My job was to fight evil, and my soul was my weapon.

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#7. Screw fairy tales. My life was way more interesting.

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#8. I glanced heavenward and asked for help to stop acting like a complete idiot around Niko. If this was how my ancestors responded to sexy men, it was a wonder we'd ever propagated.

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#9. If I'd waited for you to get your nerve up, it would still be sucking the life force from me. Clean your panties; we're on the hunt again.

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#10. A spider is hardly an excuse to abuse a book.

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