Peter Sellers Quotes

#1. There used to be a real me, but I had it surgically removed.

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#2. You have to live before you die, or you'll die before you live.

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#3. Facts - behind them lies the whole fabric of deductive truth.

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#4. We don't want to start a nuclear war unless we really have to, now do we Jack?

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#5. To label any subject unsuitable for comedy is to admit defeat.

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#6. If I can't really find a way to live with myself, I can't expect anyone else to live with me.

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#7. It won't be easy, that is why I have always failed where others have succeeded.

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#8. I am here to fix the problem with yer pheaun.

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#9. Women are more difficult to handle than men. It's their minds.

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#10. When you have been killed as many times as I have, you get used to it.

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#11. Clouseau: Does yer dewg bite? Inn Keeper: No Clouseau: Nice Doggy (bends down to pet a dachshund - it snarls and bites him) I thought you said yer dewg did not bite! Inn Keeper: Zat ... iz not my dog!

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#12. I'm a classic example of all humorists - only funny when I'm working.

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#13. I feel ghostly unreal until I become somebody else again on the screen.

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#14. There is no me. I do not exist. There used to be a me but I had it surgically removed.

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#15. Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room.

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#16. If you ask me to play myself, I will not know what to do. I do not know who or what I am.

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#17. You'll catch your death of cold. Clouseau: Yes, yes I probably will but ... its all part of life's rich pageantry, you kneau.

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#18. To see me as a person on screen would be one of the dullest experiences you could ever wish to experience.

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#19. Finally, in conclusion, let me say just this.

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#20. Is there anybody hiding there in the dark?

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#21. Relax, I'll get it. (said to Kato after Clouseau knocks him unconscious)

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#22. Conversation like television set on honeymoon ... unnecessary.

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#23. Ecstatic over the total annihilation of the Earth, Dr. Strangelove "resurrects" himself, miraculously regaining his ability to walk. His mechanical, robot-like body rises out of his wheelchair, crying exultantly: "Sir! I have a plan. Heh." (He realizes he is standing up.) "Mein Fuehrer, I can walk!"

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