Patrick Star Quotes & Sayings

Top 12 Patrick Star Quotes

#1. Well maybe it is stupid, but it's also dumb!

#2. Being grown-up is boring. Besides, I don't get jazz.

#3. The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.

#4. Dumb people are just blissfully unaware of how dumb they are.

#5. Knowledge can never replace friendship. I prefer to be an idiot!

#6. Sometimes we have to go deep inside ourselves to solve our problems

#7. Now that we're men, I changed my underwear.

#8. Money can't replace friendship, I'd rather have no money than losing you.

#9. A star on top will complete all the scenery!

#10. You cannot stop the unstoppable

#11. I'm so loyal, I haven't bathed in weeks!

#12. Maybe a story will cheer you up ... Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.