Patrick Murray Quotes & Sayings

Top 8 Patrick Murray Quotes

#1. The trouble with the Internet is that it's replacing masturbation as a leisure activity.

#2. Tell your boss what you really think about him
and the truth shall set you free.

#3. The only difference between a dead skunk lying in the road and a dead lawyer lying in the road is that there are skid marks around the skunk.

#4. I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't.

#5. Yesterday was the first day of the rest of your life ... and you messed it up again.

#6. A Lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth.

#7. Repent or be damned! If you have already repented, please disregard this notice.

#8. Any political party that includes the word 'democratic' in its name, isn't.