Pansy Schneider-Horst Quotes

#1. No, I don't work here, I'm taking pictures of messy bathrooms for a photo essay on the American West. But I'm always up for clean, so if you want to pitch in, I've got Pine Sol and a sponge in my car ... It's that VW microbus parked next to the dumpster, and you don't need a key, just pull hard.

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#2. I never married, but if I had done so, I'm sure I'd have divorced the sod a long time ago. Life is simply too short to hang around with annoying people. That may be why I have so few friends. I'm sure my daughter concurs.

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#3. The communists may not have done very well in the end, but I can't help thinking of capitalism as merely the go-to religion of the greedy and selfish.

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#4. Some photographers could vomit on a piece of paper and call it art, you know ... Hang it in the Guggenheim, or whatever. Sell a print for two hundred pounds? But I can't do that. I just
Maybe I have too much respect for walls ... or something.

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#5. Nobody should ever receive more money for a work of art than the artist who produced it.

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#6. Darling, in this family we don't call anyone a novelist who has not written more books than Jane Austen.

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#7. Cover your eyes girls! This movie might show breasts.

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#8. Posthumous retention of copyright is really a gangrenous foot-in-the-door for the coming zombie apocalypse. And who in tarnation really wants that?

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#9. Don't tell them you're not a Marxist, darling, we saw Duck Soup together at the Rialto just last week.

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#10. I'm sure the only act that sells more books than a good banning is a good burning.

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