Top 100 Ozzy Osbourne Quotes
#1. I don't know what's going to happen tomorrow and I can't relive yesterday but I live in the moment if I can.
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#2. I advise that pregnant women do not come to my concerts.
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#3. I didn't really like the taste of booze. I liked the effect it did on me. But I can't say I savored a glass full of Chablis Chablis 1932. I drank whatever s - - was in front of me and got me buzzed.
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#4. Nobody ever told me, I found out for myself, you got to believe in foolish miracles.
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#5. The Beatles gave me everything. Especially Paul McCartney. I adore him.
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#6. With my recovery programme, I have to do a daily inventory of how my day has been. I am terribly dyslexic and have attention deficit disorder, so I have to carry a tape recorder everywhere I go.
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#8. You've got to try and take things to the next level, or you'll just get stuck in a rut.
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#9. I never received any encouragement. My father would work nights and my mother would work during the day. We were expected to get a job with a trade.
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#10. I don't forget what I used to do and so I can't justifiably say to my kid, "Don't you do that," when I used to do it myself.
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#11. I'm a nice guy, you know.
It's hard work to be an asshole.
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#12. As long as there are kids who are pissed off and have no real way in venting out that anger, heavy metal will live on.
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#13. I open the door for old ladies, I help old ladies across the road. I do a show for leukemia every year, but I don't broadcast that because it's against my image.
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#14. When you get to 60, the word "retirement" comes in on every conversation.
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#16. You've got to believe in yourself, or no one will believe in you. Imagination is like a bird on the wing, flying free for you to use.
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#17. I'm not the kind of person you think I am, I'm not the anti-Christ, or the iron man.
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#18. I have a night off on Halloween. It's Halloween for me every night. Let everybody else be Ozzy for the night. People go out dressed as me.
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#19. Still, one of the few good things about being dyslexic is that when I say I don't read reviews, I mean I don't read reviews.
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#20. A child of broken mind, the fear that I hide behind.
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#21. None of us is perfect. Everyone has got a skeleton in the closet that they don't want people to find out. I just let it go, with a bit of humor.
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#22. I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots.
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#23. All rehab can do is tell you what's wrong with you and then suggest ways for you to get better.
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#24. Occasionally, I go off the rails. I once nearly killed somebody once - it wasn't funny. I am a lunatic. The pressure of work, the pressure - everyone has a stop valve, and I don't have one.
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#25. Condemned to violence, arrested by pain. Inside the soul lies a man insane.
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#26. It's all part of my journey - I've done a lot of stupid things, but you learn by your mistakes.
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#27. There's no present, there's no future, I don't even know about the past.
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#28. I retired once but you've got to have something to retire to and I don't want to do anything. My job is like a well paid hobby, I mean not a hobby but I'm not lining up every morning at the bus queue to go to work. I'm very lucky.
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#29. I used to smoke cigarettes, smoke dope, do smack, every f - - thing. First, I couldn't function without it. Then I couldn't do anything with or without it. Then I thought, "This is the end of the line for my fun days."
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#30. I used to get upset by people not understanding me, but I've made a career out of it now.
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#32. Conceived in anger, addicted to hate, the mutant child of a twisted state.
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#33. That night, at God knows what hour, Bill phoned me up and shouted, 'Ozzy, I think my
house is haunted!'
'Sell tickets then,' I told him, and put the phone down.
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#34. I remember saying to Tony [Iommi], 'Did you hear how heavy that Led Zeppelin album sounded?'
Without missing a beat, he replied, 'We'll be heavier.'
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#37. I love you all; I love you more than life itself, but you're all fucking mad.
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#40. Sabbath were a hippy band. We were into peace.
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#42. Unholy soldier, disciple of sin, what kind of mind are you living in?
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#43. You gotta be really careful what you bite off. Don't bite off more than you can chew. It's a dangerous world.
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#44. My mother was an amateur singer, my father was an amateur drunk.
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#46. When you're in love, it's not just about the messing around in the sack, it's about how empty you feel when they're gone.
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#48. I always feel like I am on the dark side of the tracks. I feel I'm no good. I can't read.
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#49. The bike went up in the air and landed on my back. It broke my neck, smashed my collarbone and splinters of bone severed my main artery. My lung filled up with blood. I severed my nerves and to this day I have no feeling there.
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#50. Most guys my age are boring human beings. They sit in bars, get drunk, and then go home to tell their kids the way to rule their lives, while they're absolutely stewed out of their brains.
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#51. They teach you how to handle life in England, but they don't teach you a thing about death. There's no book telling you what to do when your mum or dad dies.
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#52. I knew it was time to get off of reality TV when someone asked me if I sang as well as acted.
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#53. I finally came to the decision that I couldn't do it like that anymore. So I surrendered to that. I did (the Sabbath reunion tour) without anything - cigarettes, tobacco, dope, anything. And I had so much more fun without it.
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#54. Mick Jagger, the greatest of all front men I've ever met in my life.
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#55. Ten thousand million nightmares, temptation by the score, I used to get so high, and still I wanted more. You think my time is wasted in search of who I am, I tried so hard to kill the boy inside the man.
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#56. I'm one of these people that always looks on the bad side of the fence.
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#57. The Beatles. I didn't like the first couple of songs, but when I heard She Loves You', it was like something went off in my head.
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#58. Drugs and alcohol were ruling my life. I made a lot of bad decisions while I was drinking alcohol. The first thing I stopped was cigarettes and tobacco.
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#59. It took a lot of water to down just that f-king bat's head, let me tell you. It's still stuck in my f-king throat, after all these years. People all over the world say, 'You're the guy who kills creatures? You still do it? You do it every night?' It happened f-king once, for Christ's sake.
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#60. I couldn't be a royal. It's like living in a supersonic goldfish bowl.
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#61. I think if a man can create something like an atom bomb, he can surely create something with his own mind.
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#62. I don't want you to play me a riff that's going to impress Joe Satriani; give me a riff that makes a kid want to go out and buy a guitar and learn to play.
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#63. Evil thoughts and evil doing, cold, alone, you hang in ruins.
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#64. I've been a practicing alcoholic and drug addict for most of my life.
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#65. You've got to have something to retire to. Something you always wanted to do but your job prevented it.
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#67. I remember what a thrill it was to go from the back streets of Birmingham to Madison Square Garden in New York ... it's like playing on Mars. You can't buy that.
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#68. You can choose, don't confuse, win or lose, it's up to you.
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#69. As I'm getting older a lot of my friends I used to go out and party with, they're all dead. The fact that I've been through that, I'm not proud of the fact that I've been through all that, but it's part of my journey. I'm lucky to be alive. I'm lucky to be playing music.
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#70. I've been dictating to my son, who's helping me on his computer. I'm spending a lot of time doing research
I've just got up to 1971, when I went crazy and dived through the window. My life is so full of interesting stories ...
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#71. Just take our name off the list ... The nomination is meaningless, because it's not voted on by the fans ...
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#72. I can see thru mountains watch me disappear, I can even touch the sky. Swallowing the colors of the sounds I hear, am I just a crazy guy? You bet.
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#73. To be a parent, especially to rock & roll kids, I think being a parent is the most difficult job on the face of the earth. You hate to say things that will upset your kids, but then sometimes you have to because you can't let them run around wild.
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#74. I used to fantasize that Paul McCartney would marry my sister.
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#75. I've had so much good luck happen to me that I can't handle bad luck.
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#76. If that's the only thing that's stopping war then thank God for the bomb.
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#77. Yes, I did bite the head off of a dove. Yes, I did bite the head off of a bat. It's a stupid thing to do, but I did it.
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#78. I'm not a big fan of TV. It's an unavoidable situation being Ozzy Osbourne, people want you to go on chat shows, and I'm not good at it. I don't feel comfortable doing it.
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#79. I would lock myself in my room and drink a case of Corona and smoke a load of pot.
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#80. What's the future of mankind? How do I know, I got left behind.
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#81. I've had every known chemical
cocaine, booze
and tobacco is the hardest one in the world for me to quit. You watch old flicks? It's suggestion by looking at something: You see a cigarette, and it makes you want to smoke!
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#82. My son Jack once said to me, 'Dad, do you think people are laughing with you or at you?' And I said, 'I don't care as long as they're laughing.'
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#83. In the Seventies I was so scared I wouldn't go on stage.
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#84. MTV made a huge impact. Heavy rotation took you from selling 1m albums to 20m albums, and that meant a lot of dough.
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#85. I'm about caring, I'm about people, and I'm about entertaining people. I'm a family man. A husband. A father. I've been a lot of other things over the years, which we don't really want to talk about.
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#86. Everything that I think is good is bad, and everything that I think is bad is good.
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#87. I'll buy myself some plastic water, I should have married Lennon's daughter.
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#90. I believe in what I do. I mean, I don't go out - I don't have the clothes or drink anymore, I don't do drugs or any of that. I used to. But I got very ready to get me out of the house.
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#92. I don't know whose brilliant idea that was, but it wasn't mine, that's for sure.
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#93. With time, people forget to say, "Darling I love you." just that word ...
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#94. Everybody's having fun, except me I'm the lonely one I live in shame.
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#95. A foolish picture I live in disgust, degradation being eaten by lust.
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#96. Hating people isn't a productive way of living. So what's the point in hating anyone? There's enough hate in the world as it is, without me adding to it.
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#97. You can't kill Rock 'n' Roll. It's here to stay
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