Nina Bangs Quotes

#1. Eric the Evil scowled. Well, hell. He was jealous of himself.

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#2. He couldn't concentrate on anything while her incredible bottom led him up those stairs like the Pied Piper of tempting asses.

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#3. The princess of perverted plants and the demented vampire have come to join us! How absolutely thrilling!

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#4. You don't analyze love. You accept it.

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#5. You touch my soul, woman. You touch what I am, what I once was, and what I will be.

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#6. Admirable." Translation: Slut. "I'm confident you could have ripped the vampire's heart out with no help from Sir Conall. You would never need a hero to rescue you." Translation: Amazon.

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#7. They've worked the absolute-power-corrupts-absolutely truth since the beginning of time. They foment destruction and chaos. It puts them in their happy place.

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#8. Colin: "1 dinna understand why we canna just go to bed and have sex." He looked truly puzzled.

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#9. She was trapped with a telepathic cat that wanted to go to the opera, in an elevator that had passed dungeon in favor of a lower floor - hell.

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#10. Dead pirates didn't get to spend their booty. Dead pirates didn't get to shake their booty, either. Bummer.

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#11. Way to defuse a situation. It's tough to enjoy a good bloodbath in the middle of a PowerPoint presentation.

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#12. She understood the meaning of the "Dark Ages" now. Because with all the drinking to celebrate rescues of fair maidens and slayings of dragons, vampires, and other scary whatevers, the local folk must've spent most of their time facedown on the great hall floor.

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#13. We're triplets. We do EVERYTHING together

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