Nicole Hollander Quotes

#1. Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out.

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#2. We all know how cats feel about traveling in a car. You never see a cat with his head out the window, fur flying in the breeze. A cat is never anyone's designated driver.

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#3. My weight is always perfect for my height - which varies.

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#4. Can you envision a world without men? No wrongdoing and bunches of euphoric, chubby women.

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#5. Can you imagine a world without men? There'd be no crime, and lots of fat happy women.

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#6. Getting old in America ... best to do it somewhere else.

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#7. Most of us are animal lovers. We insist that we love all animals equally - the hamster, the weasel, and the zebra - but if pressed, we will admit to being either a cat person or a dog person.

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#8. Mercy, it's the revolution and I'm in my bathrobe!

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#9. Dogs are joiners; if they were guys, their idea of a good time would be to attend an Elks luncheon ...

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#10. In the future we'll all have 15 minutes of fame and 15 minutes of healthcare.

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#11. Hi, this is Sylvia. I'm not at home right now, so when you hear the beep ... hang up.

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