Nasim Pedrad Quotes

#1. I can easily connect with the prepubescent dork I spent much of my life being.

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#2. If men could get pregnant, abortion clinics would be like Starbucks - two on every block and four in every airport. And the morning-after pill would come in different flavors like sea salt and cool ranch.

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#3. I really looked up to Tina Fey as a writer, and because I did have a background in writing, she is someone whose career I really did admire.

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#4. I knew at a young age that I wanted to do comedy, and maybe part of that was trying to fit in at school because I had a weird name, and my parents had these accents, and I was definitely a late bloomer.

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#5. John [Mulaney] likes to say I'm like a district attorney with absolutely no jurisdiction whatsoever.

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#6. I'll never forget my very first [SNL] show. I had a card in my changing room from Kristen Wiig. It just had a heart on the inside, and she'd written "Have fun." That always stayed with me.

Nasim Pedrad