Michael LaRocca Quotes

#1. Schopenhauer wrote that to desire immortality is to desire the eternal perpetuation of a great mistake. He was correct.

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#2. Funny how much we all suffer trying to spare others a bit of pain.

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#3. Once I was King of the Titans. Now I need a MedicAlert bracelet and a subscription to the Safe Return program. Can you put out a Silver Alert on a god? I've fallen and I can't get up.

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#4. At my age, every day that I overcome simple inertia is a victory.

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#5. He's not my god."

"Mine either. Who are you to judge me?"

"Gods should always be judged.

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#6. A decapitated head will live, on average, fifteen minutes, and I've always been above average.

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#7. It's easier to help strangers. You don't know them well enough to realize they're assholes.

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#8. I have a question for you. When you were a little boy, is this the man you dreamed of becoming?

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#9. Do no harm isn't just for the medical profession.

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#10. I shall probably be found in some gutter, icicles dangling from all of my orifices, alley cats pawing over me to draw the warmth from my last breath.

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