
Top 8 Melvin Helitzer Quotes
#1. I'd like to introduce a man with a lot of charm, talent, and wit. Unfortunately, he couldn't be here tonight, so instead ...
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#2. It's psychologically impossible to hate someone with whom you've laughed.
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#3. If the audience knows what's behind the door and the actor does not, that's comedy. If both the audience and the actor do not know, that's mystery!
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#4. One thing I can guarantee you. You may not be a great deal wiser from my talk today, but you will be a great deal older.
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#6. Enjoy how sweet, how thoughtful, how kind I'm being on your birthday. Because tomorrow it's back to the same old crap.
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#7. A famous actor, Edmund Kean, on his deathbed, was reported to have said, "Dying is easy. Comedy is hard."
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#8. I sort of feel like Cindy Crawford's new husband on their wedding night. I know what's expected of me. I'm just not sure I've got the ability to make it interesting.
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