Top 5 Melissa F. Olson Quotes

#1. I'm like one of those rich society girls - ridiculously famous in certain circles but only for stupid reasons.

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#2. Fainting is for preteen girls and those really weird goats. I do not faint!

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#3. It wasn't the greatest bargain I'd ever made, but I didn't see a lot of alternatives, short of moving into Charlie's bedroom or trying to convince John to move to Belize.

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#4. could only fight evil so long without a bra.

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#5. Sometimes I consider chopping my hair down to a nice manageable three inches, but I would miss it too much. It's less useful and more confidence-boosting, like Superman's cape.

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