Megan Boyle Quotes

#1. I wish i had 15-20 cats that would serve as a blanket, like if i moved they would adjust to my new position, that would be good

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#2. Most psychologists/philosophers we've learned about have experienced severe depressions, attempted suicide, were considered 'freaks' or 'insane' by their peers, locked themselves in their rooms, felt socially isolated, were either celibate or extremely promiscuous, and rarely found 'love

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#3. I could never be a sports writer, unless my assignment was to write 'sports sports sports sports sports' for three pages

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#4. People like to see will smith reacting to aliens

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#5. For about four years, I've been telling people I hate sour cream. One time I sent back nachos because they had sour cream on them. I started saying this because a friend I admire hates sour cream. I told him I hated it too so we could have a funny thing in common.

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#6. I want to go to the gym
and pretend the weight machines are drums
and play the longest drum solo on them

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#7. Something was comforting about strangers - it seemed like they would exist forever as the same, unknowable mass.

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#8. Argued for an hour on the telephone. now looking at pictures of carbs

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#9. My cat is always looking at me like i am forgetting something crucial and he depends on it

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#10. I want to interrupt a game of magic the gathering by busting through a wall on a motorcycle

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#11. I am still unsure of what 'life to the fullest' for me would be, mostly i just try to be well-liked in social situations and not die

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#12. I want to pull very long, multi-colored strings out of my brain and place them next to a bowl of doritos at a party

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#13. Being sick feels like you're wearing someone else's glasses

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#14. Shrimp and green peppers are shriveling in my refrigerator

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#15. i wish cats could float around your head

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#16. Feel completely unable to do anything. Try to picture your life in five years. It really seems like you will be dead.

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#17. If someone asks me where I bought something I'm wearing, I will usually say I don't remember.

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#18. I had a dream that there were these huge indoor swimming pools called 'lobbies' that poor people used to do mass amounts of laundry

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#19. I wish you could take a 'plan b' pill for after you eat a lot of organic cheese puffs and your stomach hurts and you don't want to be fat tomorrow

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#20. I can't believe food costs money.

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#21. Tom clancy probably wears a baseball hat when he has sex

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