Top 3 Matthew Inman Quotes
#1. Anything that smiles often needs to be reminded that the world is a cruel, dark place.
#2. Crunches are an exercise where you lie on your back and angrily try to head-butt your crotch.
#3. They say you should treat your body like a temple. I treat mine like a fast-moving dumpster.
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