Maryln Schwartz Quotes

#1. That's right honey...It's much easier to follow the bitch than it is to follow the saint.

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#2. Don't men in the South have gray hair? she asked.
Yes, but their mothers are blonde.

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#3. The first thing the therapist asked me was, 'Are you here because you're depressed?' I said, 'Not at all--I'm here because I'm Southern.'" Anne Herndon

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#4. Just go into any 'home cooking' restaurant in any town you're visiting. If the menu lists macaroni and cheese as a vegetable-- you know you're in the South.

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#5. It's not the impression you make, it's the impression you leave.

-A Tennessee woman remembering her Old Southern grandmother

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#6. ...Southern women are impossible to live with because they will never find a man who treats them like their daddy did.

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#7. Get up every day and consider the stage you're on. Only you can decide whether it will be a tragedy, a comedy or a drama.

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#8. Just because we talk slow doesn't mean we think slow, others point out. On the East Coast they seem to think there's something funny about riding around in a pickup truck. Well in the Deep South, we don't think it's all that natural to hurdle through the dark in a crowded subway.

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