Martyn V. Halm Quotes

#1. I look like a hooker."
"A slut," I corrected. "Hookers have pastier complexions."
"The voice of experience, I'm sure.

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#2. Pickpocket is a sink-or-swim profession, not something that can be taught in the comfort of your living room.

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#3. If you want to treat your book as a child, the finished book should be an adult, capable to stand on its own legs and able to weather the thunder. Not a baby that still needs to be defended.

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#4. Your hand lingered on my butt to make sure I understood, right?"
"I did everything slow, so even someone with limited perceptive abilities could follow what I was doing.

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#5. A good pickpocket isn't afraid of intimacy.

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#6. Despite his short stature, the midget was obviously someone not to be crossed. She

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#7. Life without risks is like a burrito without Tabasco. Bland, but you'll still fart.

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#8. Compassion: listening to a month's worth of snivelling when you break up with yet another asshole.

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#9. I don't like to walk around with trophies though, so the price goes up if the client wants something to gloat over.

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#10. You better learn to regulate your perspiration. This is not collision theft. To flush is a sign that you're hard at work. Nobody works hard riding the tram - not even the driver.

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#11. You can't understand my work if you lack the moral deficiency to kill indiscriminately.

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#12. Common sense is only irritating in other people

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