Marsha Warfield Quotes & Sayings

Top 5 Marsha Warfield Quotes

#1. How many women here like to have sex in the morning? Now how many like to be awake when it happens?

#2. I used to be a virgin, but I gave it up because there was no money in it.

#3. You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat,

#4. Every time a baseball player grabs his crotch, it makes him spit. That's why you should never date a baseball player.

#5. I'm beginning to appreciate the value of naps. Naps are wonderful, aren't they? Sometimes now I have to take a nap to get ready for bed.