Marla Buchanan Quotes & Sayings

Top 8 Marla Buchanan Quotes

#1. Sometimes i wish that I was a man so I could tell haters to 'blow me.

#2. NEVER settle for 'normal.

#3. I was 'normal' once; it lasted about five minutes.

#4. I can do anything a man can do except get a hard-on--and that's only because I lack the equipment.

#5. I'd rather drink strychnine than be called 'normal.

#6. Transform yourself from desperate doormat to outspoken doormat-wielding proctologist.

#7. Most people need a philosophical enema and I'm the bag with the pipe.

#8. Weird is my bread and butter.