Top 11 Mark McKinney Quotes
#1. Of course I get drunk, my brain is only the size of a walnut.
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#2. It is so cold out there, my head nearly fell off.
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#3. I'm nutty bunny number two. I love me and I love you.
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#4. Oh, and Scott, get Mark to play me. He's the most talented one anyway.
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#5. Two stops after I got on, these two unbelievable short people got on, and the way they were looking at me, I could tell. They wanted to bite my ankles!
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#6. Then my uncle would give off the smell of freshly baked bread which I love.
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#7. And now they are getting married, and I'm still single! What's wrong with me?
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#8. What? No one wants my bouquet! Somebody better pick it up! Somebody better pick up my bouquet!
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#9. I'm a little thirsty, can I go drink out of your toilet?
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#10. You don't go dancing in the day. You don't go golfing in the night.
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#11. The joke newspaper, it says Canada abandons the monarchy.
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