M.J. McGuire Quotes & Sayings

#1. I've got a Siamese cat. It has 2 heads and 18 lives.

#2. I was a lazy reader as a kid. One nutrition label on a box of Cap'n Crunch and I'd have to take a nap.

#3. The fool has said in his heart: pass me another Everlasting God-Stopper, please.

#4. I have a Siamese twin cat. It's got 2 heads and 18 lives.

#5. The Bread of Life is still better than Chicken Soup for the Soul.

#6. Is Jimmy Hoffa dead or does he work at the National Enquirer with Elvis and Bigfoot?

#7. Bungee jumping is like suicide with strings attached.

#8. If Jonah had gone to Yale,
Instead of the gut of a whale,
He'd have a diploma,
A better aroma,
And a nice little condo in Vail.

#9. Wanted: Steel toed Bible thumpers to reach a monster truck mad world.

#10. I recommend you don't attend the wheat and chaff bonfire.

M.J. McGuire Quotes