Lou Harper Quotes

#1. You're flightier than a hummingbird on crack.

Lou Harper

#2. It's not who you slept with that matters, but whom you fell in love with.

Lou Harper

#3. Did you make plans."
"Nah. I tried once or twice, but they always went to hell. Eventually I just learned to let life take me where it wanted; it was easier that way. If you leave yourself open to possibilities, a lot might happen that you couldn't have planned for.

Lou Harper

#4. Gabe's brain told him that this was a very, very bad idea.
Aside from the fact that it went against the credo he'd lived by for the past half a decade, getting mixed up with a vamp could get him killed.
His dick told his brain to shut the hell up. It did.

Lou Harper

#5. Friends and lovers were more dangerous than muggers.

Lou Harper

#6. You need a hobby if you expect to live for centuries.

Lou Harper

#7. Cops were distrustful; they always wanted to know why you decided to dig a hole in the middle of nowhere.

Lou Harper

#8. What?" he asked. "You're staring at me funny."
"We're in the wrong movie," I confessed.

Lou Harper

#9. If you want the advice of an old man, don't be afraid of making mistakes. That's life. Just be sure you're making them for the right reason.

Lou Harper

#10. His ass has seen more cock than a poultry farm!

Lou Harper

#11. I don't dislike him, but he's too perfect. You know what I mean? Like he was genetically engineered in a lab. Imperfections make a person more attractive, give them character, don't you think?

Lou Harper