Top 7 Lani Lynn Vale Quotes

#1. A lot of people didn't like cops just on general principle. They had no problem calling us when they were in need of our services, though. Even the ones that had a problem with our authority, like

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#2. Why do people say, "Grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding. -Betty White

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#3. Chapter 19 Want to piss off a woman? Just open your mouth. That usually works. -Words of wisdom

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#4. Over good food and lots of laughs, I fell deeply in love with Apple Drew.

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#5. It's throat punch Thursday, and I'm offering free tickets.

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#6. I take super hot showers because I like to practice burning in hell. -Kitt to Ridley Kitt

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#7. If you mean doughnut when you say I'll give you the Big D, then yes. I'll take the D. If not then I'm not interested. -Lenore to a customer

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