Kirkland Ciccone Quotes

#1. Signing autographs is more exciting than signing on.

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#2. Give me back my dead cow!

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#3. Being dead is a bit like ... living in Bournemouth.

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#4. Do Androids Dream Of Emma Peel?

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#5. You're breathing the same air as a bunch of pill-popping manic depressives, alcoholics, and schizophrenics. You've been drinking tea with a bunch of crazy teenage washouts. It seems I'm the only sane one here.

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#6. I felt the heat of the fire and heard the screams. I needed to use moisturiser for days afterwards.

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#7. Hasn't everyone taken a nervous breakdown at some point? Maybe I suffered a nervous breakthrough. I don't know what to
think. It echoes inside your skull.

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#8. Mum repeated the old adage that money can't buy you everything ... before adding that she prefers using credit cards instead.

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#9. I watched Question Time on BBC1 last night and I've come to the conclusion this country needs more unemployed politicians.

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#10. Get your grubby hands off my luxurious designer handbag!

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#11. Signing autographs is much better than signing on.

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#12. We live in a reasonable world which tells us the incredible is impossible.

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#13. I am The Alien From Another Dimension. Your world screams out for my domination! And if you get in my way ... I will sweep you and your insignificant species aside!

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#14. He knew his parents were liars. He'd known since the day he'd found his brother's dead body stuffed inside a suitcase.

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#15. Signing autographs is better than signing on!

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#16. MILK IS COW RAPE!

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#17. Is your dad Mr. Kipling? Because you're a tart!

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