Katelin LaMontagne Quotes

#1. Time is precious and should be spent doing things that make you happy, not brushing those very moments aside. That's when you really die, and I plan on living.

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#2. Who the fuck calls their priest when their son is having a crisis?"
"I do, now shut up!" Ma answered.

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#3. You do know you're a woman, right?" I ask.
"Are you sure?" Olivia asks with an astonished face. "I thought I had a penis.

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#4. You're not so much of a shmuck after all, Jarry."
"Thanks, PITA. But you tell anyone that I'm going soft, and I'll deny it with my last breath."
"Would I do that?" Sarah asks with what she attempts to be an innocent expression, and fails miserably.
"Yes," I say easily. "Yes, you would.

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#5. Patience is a virtue," she replies.
"Why couldn't 'hurry the fuck up' be a virtue?

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#6. You were supposed to be my wingman, not my freaking kamikaze pilot.

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#7. I'll be your shovel.

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#8. I should have known you'd have no taste," Olivia says and rubs her temples. "Tacky from the tips of her toes, to her hair colored with what I can only assume is actual bleach." She turns and points to John. "Hey, you would know. Does the carpet match the drapes?

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#9. My god, I sound like a chick. I must be suffering the debilitating condition called DIC, Dick In Charge, since obviously he's running the show right now.

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#10. Assumptions are for assholes.

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#11. Fucking morning people, they just don't understand what it a chore it is for us normal people to not want to leave our warm beds and face the miserable sun.

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