Julian Tuwim Quotes & Sayings

#1. The difference between camels and men; a camel can work a week and not drink; a man can drink a week and not work.

#2. Success
something your friends will never forgive you.

#3. Throw a lucky man into water and he'll surface with a fish in his mouth.

#4. There are two kinds of blood, the blood that flows in the veins and the blood that flows out of them.

#5. A virtuous girl never chases after boys; who ever saw a mousetrap chasing mice?

#6. Tragedy
to fall in love with a face, and marry the whole woman.

#7. Conscience: that quiet voice which whispers that someone is watching.

#8. Do not desire your neighbor's wife in vain.

#9. Egoist is someone who cares more for himself than me.

#10. Even the most beautiful legs end somewhere.

#11. Fidelity
a strong itch with a prohibition to scratch.

#12. A pessimist says all women are loose. An optimist does not, but he has hopes.

Julian Tuwim Quotes