Joe Quotes

#1. That's the great thing about the future - nobody knows what's going to happen. That's what makes it all exciting.

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#2. The balance to life is kale cakes and cupcakes

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#3. I've always spent a lot of time on my records with what I think were unique rhythmic approaches ... but no one ever writes about your rhythm playing

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#4. My first lessons lasted two weeks and it was Jingle Bells. It didn't make any sense at all. I wanted to know how to play like Hendrix ...

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#5. I'd define it as self-awareness: an ability to trust your own judgment. An ability to see through veils of bullshit or spins on stories or propaganda. Maybe an ability to think for yourself.

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#6. My cholesterol's a little high.

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#7. No place better than Indiana on July 4th. Looking forward to a great weekend.

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#8. You don't need an AR-15. It's harder to aim, it's harder to use, and in fact, you don't need 30 rounds to protect yourself. Buy a shotgun. Buy a shotgun.

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#9. Here it is: our collaboration with Project Spark . Instead of a traditional music video for GUILTY ALL THE SAME (feat. Rakim), we are giving you this as a starting line for you guys to create and share. This is the first interactive, remixable game. We look forward to seeing what you make with it.

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#10. What a hell of a league this is. Ah hit .387, .408, and .395 the last three years and Ah ain't won nothin' yet!

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#11. I don't think anyone can ever put into words the great things (Joe) DiMaggio did. Of all the stars I've known, DiMaggio needed the least coaching.

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#12. I felt I was duty-bound under contract to stick with Cleveland, and I can truthfully say, in all my playing days there and everywhere, I never shirked a duty to baseball.

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#13. Life isn't easy but if you don't try to improve it then it'll just get worse and worse till your no longer living.

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#14. I work with a lot of music programs and there's a steep learning curve to a lot of them. You can really find yourself trying to figure out how to do things, instead of making music. Now I have another tool with the Surface music kit.

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#15. The road I have travelled feels right to have found my home in you.

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#16. Steak is delicious and cows are stupid.

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#17. I think it's quite painfully obvious when someone's practicing through an amp, as opposed to someone who's really laying down some stuff that just happens to be fast.

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#18. The whole thing is just ripe to be a very good thing.

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#19. On any ball hit
to center field, let's just let it roll to see if it might go foul.

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#20. OK, whatever, I was taking out false loans

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#21. We just say: the divorce didn't work out.

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#22. Christianity is the gayest religion, you know. Its core commandment to men is to form a deep lifelong partnership with ANOTHER MAN. It demands real man-on-man, man-on-Jesus love action, no holds barred. It's the most homophilic religion in the universe.

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