Top 4 Joe Brainard Quotes
#1. Do not kill ants. They are your best friends.

#2. Children think sex is funny

#3. If I'm as normal as I think I am, we're all a bunch of weirdos.

#4. I remember having a friend overnight, and lots of giggling after the lights were out. And seemingly long silences followed by "Are you asleep yet?" and, sometimes, some pretty serious discussions about God and Life.

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