Jim Cornette Quotes & Sayings

#1. Picking out Vince Russo's faults could be a full-time job for somebody.

#2. Hulk Hogan, you are a household word but so is garbage and it stinks when it gets old too.

#3. Thats where he had the word "Goodyear" dermabrased off.

#4. I heard last year at [insert name]'s birthday party they had to set up mirrors to make it look like a crowd.

#5. He (Vince Russo) is the only booker I've seen who doesn't get people over, he gets them under.

#6. The saddest moment in a child's life is not when he learns that Santa Claus isn't real, it's when he learns that Vince Russo is.

#7. I got this bad allergy - I'm allergic to bullshit.

#8. Rick Steiner is so stupid, he once stayed up all night to study for a urine test.

#9. Ladies & Gentelman, the man who tought William Kennedy Smith everything he knows about dating, Sweet Stan Lane!

#10. I'll hit you so hard you'll starve to death rolling!

#11. I can beat anyone, either male, female, animal, vegitable, or mineral.

#12. Vince Russo destroyed the Periodic Table as he only recognises the element of surprise.

#13. He's so big he makes a beeping noise when he walks backwords.

#14. I like to take advantage of the simple-minded because I can.

#15. Hey Tony [Schiavone], I'm glad to see you back, especially after seeing your front.

#16. Eventually, even a blind squirell will find an acorn.

Jim Cornette Quotes