Top 29 Jeremy Robert Johnson Quotes

#1. Icarus flew too close to the sun, but at least he flew.

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#2. By the time I twenty, I was just like everyone else. I still am

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#3. The bodies of a man and his dog fused together, skin and fur melded. Nobody wanted to die alone.

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#4. Man, Books & Booze is cool, right?. That's the most fun I've had in an interview this year. Definitely the most singing I've done.

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#5. The money buys the drugs, the drugs work harder and harder to trick your blackened dopamine receptors into giving a damn about living. At some point you make a choice: fight your need the rest of your goddamned long-suffering life, or fill your need until it disappears into the grave with you.

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#6. And his dick looks like a hot dog that got hit with a sledgehammer and sewn back together by a blind lady."
"Thanks, Port."
"You're welcome, D.

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#7. You must understand the immense power of self-serving delusion." I

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#8. You can tell when they're coming for you if you study their faces.

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#9. Loneliness is a hell of a drug.

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#10. I mistakenly believed that my life had finally reached the peak of Crazy Bullshit Mountain. Hindsight

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#11. Quiet customers get served first.

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#12. He's just a guy who got caught up in a bad habit and made a few mistakes at work." "He's

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#13. Took to typing as quickly and loudly as possible and yelling, "I'm in!" when accessing basic programs. Made me feel like a hacker.

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#14. I considered sex work, but then I bent over and looked at my asshole in a mirror. Nobody was going to pay me for access to that thing.

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#15. All of this took about a minute, but time stretches out when you're witnessing an abomination.

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#16. With this blistering salvo of poetic gutshots Lawson has proven himself Bizarro's true bard, its mad laureate. Switching from dark whimsy to retina-blast shock to political outrage without missing a beat, The Troublesome Amputee is a powerful collection of pitch-black verse.

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#17. They'd insert a probe into the patient's head to press the nodule and the patient's immediate response would be to shout out, "FUCK IT! WHY NOT?

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#18. Once I catch a serious FUCK IT wave, I ride that thing right up to the sand.

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#19. Exactly how long can you stand on a street corner showing two drug dealers your scar-tissue-induced radical penis curvature? The answer is twelve seconds. After that it feels weird.

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#20. Don't worry. These cowboys are all in line. Nice, law-abiding batch here, only want to help you reach your dreams. They're nothing like that last group who rolled through town with branding irons and rape-trusses and shotguns. These are the good guys.

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#21. The terrible loop began on a Tuesday and didn't end until the day I saw a skullcracker swallow the brain of a bank-hired assassin.

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#22. collected promotional mugs for all eight of the banks which collapsed beneath me. I lined them up in each new cubicle like heads on poles outside of a cannibal village. My resume was a graveyard of once powerful institutions.

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#23. Well, you put a gun to my head."
"No. I put a suggestion in your mind and a gun in your hands.

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#24. Well, Hindsight, have you ever heard of the term Busy Idiot?

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#25. But my social circle had dwindled. Hell, all I had was a social dot - just me on a one man continuum.

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#26. I considered going off grid, but where was "off grid" anymore that didn't require me to know how to kill an elephant seal and live off its blubber?

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#27. Billion dollar bonuses turned rules into polite suggestions.

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#28. Somewhere, floating in a muddled abstraction beyond your existence as a generally good person, are the Externalities. Fuck 'em and God Bless 'em.

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#29. I wasn't a hoarder, but I knew my place gave off a Feral Child Hidey Hole vibe.

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