Top 17 Jean Shepherd Quotes

#1. Preparing to go to school was like getting ready for extended deep sea diving.

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#2. I had woven a tapestry of obscenity that as far as I know is still hanging in space over Lake Michigan.

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#3. The reality of what we really are is often times found in the small snips, way down at the bottom of things.

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#4. Manhattan cabs are born old.

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#5. That reminds me of something that happened to me when I was a kid.

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#6. The hand of fate had dipped into the ragbag of humanity.

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#7. Can you imagine 4,000 years passing, and you're not even a memory? Think about it, friends. It's not just a possibility. It is a certainty.

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#8. Semicolon, you dolt!

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#9. I had been an eyewitness to a truly historic moment in American pop culture.

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#10. Being a White Sox fan meant measuring victory in terms of defeat. A 6-5 defeat was a good day. A big rally was Wally Moses doubling down the right- field line.

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#11. Some men are Baptists, others Catholics. My father was an Oldsmobile man.

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#12. In all my years of New York cab riding I have yet to find the colorful, philosophical cabdriver that keeps popping up on the late movies.

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#13. There are fewer things more thrilling in life than lumpy letters. That rattle.

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#14. A man today never feels so alive as when he is hurtling from one point to another on the azimuth.

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#15. The truth will always have a market.

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#16. I've met them down in the Cost and Accounting Department, clean-shaven and in white collars. They can't see a damn thing ridiculous about themselves ... only about you.

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#17. Randy lay there like a slug. It was his only defense.

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