Janet Street-Porter Quotes & Sayings

#1. Esther Rantzen, like me, is an egomaniac of the highest order.

#2. Obviously I've spent most of my working life with men and they have this way of operating which seems a bit alien to me.

#3. I've owned more sofas than I've had husbands. Both sag in the end, but I generally fall out of love with the furniture quicker than the men.

#4. Television reflects our society in a more accurate way than at any time in the past.

#5. Stress is a designer ailment that many of the so-called afflicted suffer from with pride.

#6. The day of the wedding went like these things generally do, full of anxious moments interspersed with black comedy.

#7. Sometimes I've looked at a plate of food and wondered if it wouldn't look better as a hat.

#8. Blogs are for anoraks who couldn't get published any other way.

#9. Far too many women are hesitant, and remain trapped in jobs for which they are over-qualified or paid beneath their worth.

#10. Forget romantic fiction, a survey has found that most women would rather read a good book than go shopping, have sex, or sleep.

#11. I must be the only person of my age who doesn't have a bloody gong. They are so common in show business.

#12. I hate reality shows like Big Brother and I'm A Celebrity. I'd rather watch a goldfish bowl.

#13. Caesar salad is one of my favourite lunch foods. You can shovel it in and talk at the same time.

Janet Street-Porter Quotes