James R Tuck Quotes

#1. A cute girl, a pissed off Were-spider, and an occult boulnty hunter carrying a small arsenal walk into a bar ...
I bet this joke was gonna have one helluva punch line.

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#2. When she passed on the ham the explanation was she was a vegetarian. Kat had asked why she was eating eggs, then, if she didn't eat meat. Smiling, she replied, I don't kill animals for food, but I am pro-choice.

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#3. Nobody should have to die to a crappy soundtrack

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#4. And vampires never sparkle unless they just ate a stripper.

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#5. If you're dealing with a pack of werewolves I'll jump in without hesitation, but I was not getting in the middle of a pack of crazed shoppers on Black Friday

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#6. Are you fighting evil tonight? ... Then you are doing the Lord's work. Shut the fuck up.

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#7. I also know a Were-Pomeranian named Phoebe Fluffenstuff that will gut someone with her samurai sword as casually as you would slice a pie

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