Jack O'Neill Quotes

#1. Second guessing a decision is a waste of time.

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#2. The Pentagon's lost entire countries.

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#3. I remembered something. There's a man. He is bald and wears a short sleeve shirt. And somehow, he is important to me ... I think his name is ... Homer.

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#4. What kind of archaeologist carries a weapon?

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#5. I'm just a surfer who wanted to build something that would allow me to surf longer.

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#6. Never in the history of boredom has anyone been more bored than I am right now.

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#7. Does it say 'Colonel' anywhere on my uniform?

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#8. Three most important things in life, surf, surf and surf.

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#9. Hypnosis. You know, I'm not a big fan of that bark like a chicken, cluck like a dog stuff.

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#10. I wish I could say I didn't owe anything to anyone. But the truth is, I wouldn't be standing here if it wasn't for the courage and support of each and every one of you. I hope I can be as good a leader as we've had in the past and as good as you deserve.

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#11. I'd like to apologize in advance for anything I may say or do that could be construed as offensive as I slowly go nuts!

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#12. How many times have I told you, don't get caught by the bad guys!

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#13. Hammond is insisting SG-1 needs a sociopolitical nerd to offset our overwhelming coolness.

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#14. To be honest, I wouldn't mind one last jaunt through the old orifice.

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