J. Cornell Michel Quotes

#1. Zombies don't discriminate; they'll eat any brain they can sink their infected teeth into. I'm sure my unique brain tastes the same as a normal brain. Actually, mine might be slightly tastier. -Jordan

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#2. Everyone should be comfy during the apocalypse.

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#3. You should never rely on public transportation during the apocalypse. Everyone should know that.

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#4. If I could make one wish, I wouldn't ask for world peace. I'd wish for a real zombie apocalypse. I'll take Romero zombies any day over this counterfeit harmony bullshit.

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#5. She's probably good at compartmentalizing her feelings. Or maybe she just doesn't have a soul.

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#6. I'm just trying to do my part to save the world.

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#7. It's more useful to have someone fear you than respect you.

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#8. I'm sure my unique brain tastes the same as a normal brain. Actually, mine might be slightly tastier.

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#9. I'm not a psychopath; my brain just works a little differently than that of the average person.

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