Top 93 Helena Hunting Quotes
#1. I'm Lily's boyfriend. She lives with me. In my house."
I need to get a handle on this jealousy.
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#3. Everyone has scars, Tenley.
If we're lucky, they're only on the outside".
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#4. Buck is a mammoth, like a yeti. A huge perverted, hairy whore of a yeti. According to the sportscasters, Buck's an excellent hockey player. I'd agree, based on his yearly salary alone. No one gets much money for sucking, not even extremely skilled prostitutes.
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#5. He was as gorgeous on the outside as he was on the inside, and I'd stupidly given him up. Hopefully
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#6. There are no refunds and no exchanges with love. It comes with flaws and imperfections. It's raw, unfiltered, and sometimes it isn't easy. But I've found the best things in this life are the ones I've had to work hardest for.
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#7. There'd better be a support group for hockey hookers. I'm
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#8. I slide his pants over his hips. His cock pops out, nearly smacking me in the face. I bob and weave to avoid getting poked in the eye by his swinging dick. My lack of coordination is an unfortunate issue, and I inadvertently whack it.
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#10. words are only as deep as the actions we take to make them meaningful.
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#11. Getting to know the man underneath would never be easy. And yet here he was, letting me in, hoping I would do the same.
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#12. He's got it bad for my boobs. He asked them out on the date, not me.
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#13. You don't usually work Mondays, do you? What about Tuesday?
I grinned. She knew I didn't work on Monday. That meant she was aware of my schedule. Nice. We were both creepers.
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#14. Violet is a riot. She's probably worse than most of the guys on the team with the stuff that comes out of her mouth. I'm not sure if she's a nervous person or half-crazy, but she's entertaining to be around. As
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#15. What's going on with you and Horny Nut Sac?" "Who?" "Randy Balls. Come on. Spill it. He's clearly had his face in your beaver.
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#16. His armor of ink and steel protected him; it kept most at a distance.
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#17. Being the provider of the first big "O" gives me some power. It elevates my status. I'm the White Knight in the land of Orgasmia, wielding my magical sword of awesome.
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#19. The connection between my mouth and brain are faulty, as usual, and I shout, "Exit only! It's exit only!
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#20. I won't as long as you drop the perfect gentleman crap. That's a deal breaker. My boobs won't tolerate it." "I love your boobs, they're so fun." His smile is panty wetting. "I'll pick them up at seven?
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#22. Oh God. He's quoting Tolstoy and touching me. I'm done for.
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#23. For the first time in years, I wanted . . . something. Anything. As long as it was real.
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#24. What do you want, douche-whore? Haven't you ruined my night enough by interrupting my mouth fucking session with your fuckhot teammate? Now you have to disturb my masturbation session, too?
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#26. I sleep best when my head is resting on your delicate pillows of love.
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#27. I was starting to think of her as mine. For the first time in my life, I wanted someone for myself. And I would take her any way she came.
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#28. We're both making noises similar to the soundtrack of a porno - they're coming from me because I'm finally touching his ridiculously huge dick again; and I assume it probably feels good for Alex, too.
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#29. I think Miller is better looking than that guy," Sunny says. "Yeah, but you have an unusual affinity for yetis, so that's not really a surprise.
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#30. Liar!" Violet sticks her head between my legs and pokes at it. "That's totally a hickey! Did Balls lick your beaver? Did you let Balls ball you?" "Oh
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#31. She pushed up on her arms and took my face between her palms. "I love you." And then she kissed me so I could feel her love as much as I could hear it and see it.
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#32. She'd found a way between the cracks in my armor and blew it apart. I wanted to have the same effect on her
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#33. Egg whites are full of protein." "So is jizz. You don't see me harvesting yours so I can drink a glass of it.
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#34. It's a monster."
Her nose scrunches in disgust. "You mean it's deformed?"
"No. I mean it's huge."
"How huge?"
"Unnaturally huge."
"Like a porno dick?"
"Exactly.
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#35. My fingers touch each other and he's squishy, like a sea cucumber. Those creatures are a demonstration of God's fixation with wieners.
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#36. Do you want to get out of here?"
"Buck will kill you."
"I can take him.
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#38. Violet: "Are you guilting me into coming?" I glare over the rim of my mug.
Mom: "Not at all. I'm just throwing out hypotesticals."
Violet: "I cough-choke. "Do you mean hypotheticals?"
Mom: "That's what I said.
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#39. Funny how losing someone important is the thing that finally makes me decide to step outside my comfort zone. Now I wish I would've done it sooner.
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#40. She clasps her hands behind my neck.
"It's your turn to take what you need, baby."
So I do. Because she lets me. Because I love her. Because she loves me back.
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#41. I can't wait to have my mouth on you again. I'm gonna eat you like I'm on death row and you're my last goddamned meal.
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#42. My vagina claps her pretty lips, and my magic marble lights up like we've won the million-dollar prize.
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#43. PS. Please don't block me from your email contact list. The
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#44. If I'm going out with him tomorrow, I have work to do. By work, I mean some beaverscaping.
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#46. Emergency massage?" This is the worst pick up in the history of the world.
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#47. Understandable, really. Moist is a terrible word." "So true. It should only be used to describe the consistency of cake.
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#48. I hadn't considered the possibility that I might find someone who would understand what I had endured and want me anyway, even though I wasn't whole.
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#49. Cockblockers are everywhere tonight, thwarting my attempts at poor decision making.
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#50. You are everything I could ever want. You are the place I want to be.
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#51. Charlene puts a hand on Sunny's. "I'm sorry for the things you're about to hear. I know they pertain to your brother, and it's probably going to be disturbing. I have the name of a great therapist if you happen to need one later." "I'm
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#52. There's something you should probably know." "Please don't tell me you had gender reassignment surgery. I don't think I can manage that today.
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#53. Hayden embodied everything I wasn't but wanted to be. I spent my entire life trying to color inside the lines, only to wind up restrained by them.
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#54. I miss everything about her even though she's right in front of me. Maybe this is what love is.
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#55. Ryder had her laptop. He had access to all of her saved porn. All of it. And there was a lot. Like, more than there reasonably should be.
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#56. But I pushed the feelings down, locked them inside my aching heart,
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#57. I'm at Lance's front door. Let me in." "What? How did you know I was here?" "Because I'm psychic, and Instagram is my oracle. Now let me in. You are seriously interfering with my weekly orgasm quota right now.
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#58. We could have a sleepover, with a naked pillow fight and everything." "Those are my favorite!
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#59. Why do you want to have a drink with me?"
"Because I like you. Because you're fun. Because I want to get to know you better. Because I want you to see for yourself I'm not the kind of guy you think I am.
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#60. Popping off, I say, "I wouldn't mind." Even if it tastes like shit, I'd swallow Alex Waters' jizz. Then I'd get the T-shirt.
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#61. We might be able to have phone sex, but that's not the same as hugging his wood with my beaver.
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#62. From a single glance it was clear that he was fearless, unchained and unfettered by the confines of what society deemed acceptable; Hayden embodied everything I wasn't but wanted to be.
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#63. but the more ink he added, the more vulnerable I felt. There was a chance I might shatter if I revealed too much.
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#64. I want to be his love slave. An image of me in a black corset wearing a collar with a leash attached to it pops into my head. Maybe stupid Lydia was right to cut the smut from the book club for a while.
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#65. I want you, only you, all of you, for as long as I can have you.
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#67. There's three sides to every story."
"What do you mean?"
"There's your version, the other person's, and then there's the truth, which is somewhere in the middle of the two.
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#68. You're a total criminal, aren't you?" she asked, but to her surprise, she was grinning ear to ear. He shook his head. "Have I stolen your heart yet?" That stopped her cold. She blinked several times. "What?" "Don't answer," he whispered. "I won't take it until you give it freely.
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#69. You can't control other people's feelings. All you can do is put yourself out there and hope she's going to feel the same way.
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#70. I'm so pucked. There'd better be a support group for hockey hookers.
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#71. I was petrified of what he made me feel. After having no one for so long, the possibility of filling the emptiness was almost unimaginable.
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#72. He's like the Energizer Bunny on crack with an amazing dick.
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#73. Apologize for what?" "For hurting you. For not trusting you and listening to Lily and Alex instead of staying strong and doing what I wanted.
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#74. Is that-am I looking at her beaver?"
Mid-swig, I choke on the mouthful of beer, sputtering and coughing. After I recover, I ask jokingly, "'Beaver'? Are you Canadian or something?
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#75. I liked to nibble. Would a necklace interfere with my ability to nuzzle?
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#77. My boobs are willing; the rest of me will come along. I'm not one hundred percent sold on you like they seem to be.
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#78. Maybe I can braid your hair, and we can talk about our life goals." Sarah wrinkles her nose. "Or maybe you can check to see whether I'm wearing panties or not." "So hair braiding is out?" "Uh, yeah, unless it's a euphemism for taking your clothes off.
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#79. The only thing I like better than Tenley's cupcakes with buttercream icing is Tenley decorated with buttercream icing.
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#80. Please don't leave me. Not again. Please. It hurts too much to be without you. I don't know how.
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#81. It's hard not to be into a girl who tells you she loves your cock repeatedly as she comes.
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#82. For the love of broken beavers, do you two ever take a break?
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#83. Buck ambles out of the locker room with a towel draped across his bare shoulders and his hockey pants on, thank the Lord. The amount of fur he sports makes him resemble a matted yeti.
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#84. Says who? I was happy reading mindless smut. I'm buying the CliffsNotes.
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#86. Oh my God! She is so cute! Can you even imagine how adorable their little ginger babies would be?" April
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#87. I can't change it. It's part of who I was. Past tense. All I know is that I want you, all the fucking time, every day, endlessly. I don't know how to deal with that. I don't know how to make sense of it without overwhelming you, and I don't want to tell you anything that's going to jeopardize it.
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#88. Next is a box of truffles from Godiva and then a gift certificate from Victoria's Secret for an unknown amount. It's made out to my boobs, which Alex officially asks on a date.
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#90. He takes a sip of his drink, leaving behind a milk mustache he quickly wipes away. It's then I realize where I recognize him from: the milk advertisements. Sweet Lord, I've been jilling off to him.
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#91. Do you really think you can order me around?" He crossed his arms over his chest in a show of dominance.
"I have more cupcakes in my apartment. You can have them if you fix this tonight."
"Are you trying to bribe me?"
"Is it working?"
"Yes.
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#93. I assure you, all my parts are my own." "That's a relief; otherwise you would've had the biggest vagina in the world as a woman.
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