Guy Delisle Quotes

#1. Aaargh...that'll teach me to eat pig in the promised land. Sorry Baby Jesus.

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#2. In Bangladesh, there's a saying that if you get killed by a snake, its destiny... But if you get killed by a tiger, its just bad luck.

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#3. In fact, they live in a state of constant paradox where truth is anything but constant

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#4. Ouch, my butthole hurts, but I really need to have a look at that firestation.

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#5. Actually, the Burmese don't refer to her by name. They just call her "The Lady." It's like Voldemort in Harry Potter, "He Who Must Not Be Named.

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#6. And I certainly wouldn't demonize an entire people on the basis of 3 blurry photos and a few paintings

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#7. Because with time blocking out the bad, memory is always bound to be a bit naive and stupidly optimistic.

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#8. It'll always be easier to fight others if you reduce them to a single word or look at them just one way.

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