Grumpy Cat Quotes

#1. The best things in life are ... Annoying.

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#2. I stay out of the sunshine and away from people as much as possible.

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#3. I've lived nine lives ... And this is the worst.

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#4. I never forget my three word mantra: "Never start caring."

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#5. I've never been starstruck but I may have wanted to strike a star once or twice.

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#6. I had peanut butter once. It was awful.

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#7. I've thought about living the koala's life, but you may need to petition the government quarantine rules to make it happen. Quarantine would make me extra grumpy.

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#8. It's rare to find someone as equally grumpy as myself, but somehow [Aubrey Plaza] does it.

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#9. [Being a celebrity] In a word, it's terrible. In two words ... Really terrible.

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#10. I'm a pessimist, so I find everything limiting.

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#11. Practice random acts of ... Grumpiness.

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#12. I wouldn't want to disappoint my fans by doing anything exciting. You've got to stay true to your roots.

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#13. Don't let the world ... Cheer you up.

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#14. Revenge is a dish best served ... At every meal.

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#15. I try to nap through as much of it as possible. I didn't even know about my Christmas movie until this February.

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#16. I don't like dudes. Not even for 1 second.

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#17. I'm usually a no-filter kind of cat. My frown comes really naturally and doesn't need anything else to keep it real.

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#18. I don't know everything about the Southern Hemisphere, but if you're fans of something as bad as Vegemite, we must have similar interests.

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