Greg Curtis Quotes

#1. I recently published a new book. It's a Christian urban fantasy about mad science gone wrong. And then after I'd written that in a blurb I thought to myself - when does mad science ever go right?!

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#2. The Philosopher's Motto: I came, I saw, I pondered!

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#3. I think I know where my life went wrong. For all the world's a stage and I'm a lousy actor!

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#4. And there shall come a kingdom in which the lion shall lie down with the lamb. Unfortunately for the lamb it shall be inside the lion!

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#5. If wishes were horses, I'd need a very big stable.

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#6. God does not play dice, bankers do.

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#7. I have recently been called antisocial, and I'd like to set the record straight. I am not antisocial, I like social. It's people I don't like!

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#8. People say that writers write for money. From my own experience that's not true. I write for me. I publish for money.

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#9. There's only one thing in life more dangerous than a bad idea, and that's a good one.

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#10. They say that maths is a language. So how do I order a pizza with extra cheese in maths?

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#11. After suffering a torn disc six months ago, then a car crash just when it was starting to heal, and then an attack of Bell's Palsy for variety, I realised something. When my life decides to go down the crapper, it doesn't forget to flush!

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#12. My cats inspire me daily. They inspire me to get a dog!

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#13. The definition of Brevity: That which people believe would be a virtue - in me!

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