Gisele Walko Quotes

#1. Nova, you know invisible people never have to convince people they're invisible. Beautiful people who want to be antisocial do.

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#2. Do they know I'm black?" I ask. "I thought you were biracial." To most white people, black and biracial are the same thing.

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#3. I smoke up all my shit and gulp down a few beers, and listen to soft, love songs by Drake, and even though I usually like Drake, I'm like 'Drake man, these ho's ain't loyal.

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#4. I start to wish that my weed was laced with something that will kill me, but I know it's not. It's the pure stuff I buy from my manager at work, so I try to be the first guy to die from straight marijuana.

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#5. I might Chris Brown her ass,

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#6. Alright baby." I grab the soup and my purse. "I think I'm ready to go repel a sad boy. I got my ring, my hickey, a naked face, glasses, and conservative hair, unless you also need to pee on my leg to ensure he picks up your scent?

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#7. Oh, God, Ethan, that feels good. I'm never, never gonna stop sassin' you.

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#8. but I can't tell her that it doesn't matter that she's poor, because it does matter to me, but I can rectify the problem. Everything else about her is perfect.

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#9. Like what? Like he's the big bad wolf and you're Little Red Riding Hood? Like he wants to put your chubby ass in a hole, starve you to death and skin you to make a woman suit?

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#10. I'm sorry Brooke. I didn't know that when I thought I was eating a fried chicken sandwich, I was really eating bigotry and oppression.

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#11. Biracial." I correct with an edge. "Puppies are mixed.

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#12. Sure." I say. Please don't have a penis.

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#13. Maybe I can be good for Zeph. Maybe she can be the woman for me. We'll be two meth heads trying to keep each other clean. What could go wrong with that?

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#14. I feel like you're trying to convince me that we don't need condoms, but fuck that. If you impregnate me, I'm going to devour " you like a praying mantis." I pin Zeph against the wall and kiss her hard, because her threatening to kill or mutilate me is always so hot.

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#15. I finished 11th grade with a perfect 5.0 GPA, so valedictorian is a sure thing if

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#16. I want Sani to flip the fuck out, and get murdered by all the werewolves and fairies and vampires in the room.

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#17. No broad is going to rip out my throat; I don't care what she looks like.

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#18. Oh God! I wore granny panties today. I didn't think anyone would see them." She covers her eyes with her hand in embarrassment.

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#19. The fact that he's a great person makes me feel even shittier.

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