George Gobel Quotes & Sayings

Top 9 George Gobel Quotes

#1. When I go to a party, nobody says hello. But when I leave, everybody says goodbye.

#2. Did you ever feel as if the whole world was a tuxedo, and you were a pair of brown shoes?

#3. Where I play, the greens always break toward the bar.

#4. Did you ever get the feeling that the world is a tuxedo and you're a pair of brown shoes?

#5. I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved.

#6. My uncle was the town drunk - and we lived in Chicago.

#7. If inflation continues to soar, you're going to have to work like a dog just to live like one

#8. College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage.

#9. If you build a better mousetrap, you will catch better mice.