Gabrielle Tozer Quotes

#1. Operation Find A Toilet Before It Was Too Late was in full swing.

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#2. One troll called me 'Slutty the bush skankaroo'.

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#3. The letters Y, E and S danced on my tongue and shimmied between my teeth.

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#4. The way he teased me made me feel tingly and giggly, like I'd had champagne for breakfast.

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#5. Being a writer is 1% inspiration, 50% perspiration and 49% explaining you're not a millionaire like J.K.Rowling.

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#6. Only our pinkie fingers were laced together, but it was enough to send shudders of electricity through my hand.

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#7. When you're single it can seem like everyone else comes in pairs.

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#8. Without even realising or trying, you got me.

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#9. I look like a lobster, don't I?

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#10. That anonymous coward is probably forty years old with raging BO and still living in his mum's granny flat

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#11. Oi, doll, ignore him,' said Sia, using a notebook to fan her face. 'Sweet lord, I'm like a human hot-water bottle wrapped in doona in front of a heater at the moment. And did I tell you about the constant farting?

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#12. Step away from the camembert.

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