Frances Winkler Quotes

#1. I could go around poking people in the eye with a sharp stick to keep them on their toes, but I'd probably be arrested sooner or later. Poetry is better. More lawful. Less bloody.

Frances Winkler

#2. I will tell you one thing, I've slept with more books than I have people. And THAT has made all the difference.

Frances Winkler

#3. The secret is: a catapult is a joy in it self ... freude an sich ... it doesn't need a reason, it IS the reason.

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#4. Love is like a picnic without ants, pleasant for a while, but sooner or later something's definitely getting squashed.

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#5. If I self-loathe with any more passion, I will spontaneously combust.

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#6. There once was a man from Des Moines
Whose wife was always annoyed
He stepped in the kitchen
She started her bitchin'
Now that fucking cunt is dead.

Frances Winkler

#7. I don't mean like balls-in-your-face or gifts of pornography and butt plugs romantic, just cute, over-the-pants, PG-13 movie stuff.

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#8. I'm collector of stuff that people make with their brain. I keep them in little jars and I take them out and play with them sometimes too. The stuff, not the people.

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#9. What can I say? I'm like a playground water fountain, I live to wet people's pants.

Frances Winkler