Top 100 Fannie Flagg Quotes
#1. Her daughter had given her a puff of a marijuana cigarette once, but after all the hot pads on the counter started walking toward her, she got scared and never tried it again. So dope was out.
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#2. By the way, Boots died and Opal says she hopes you're satisfied.
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#3. Hazel always used to say There's not enough darkness in the entire universe to snuff out the light of just one little candle.
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#4. Seated in a car full of women, squashed between his six-foot landlady and Sybil Underwood, having to listen to them talk nonstop all the way to Atlanta and back, was too much for him to bear.
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#5. In order to be Miss Anybody you had to have excellent grades, and I had terrible grades because of my dyslexia.
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#6. I knew I wasn't the picture of health, but I didn't think I was headed for the last roundup.
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#7. There are magnificent beings on this earth, son, that are walking around posing as humans.
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#8. Daddy gave me real useful information to protect me in the real world. If anyone hits me, I'm not to hit them back. I wait until their back is turned, then hit them in the head with a brick.
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#9. it was Elner who gave me my first cat, after I had my breakdown, when I told her the doctor said I needed Prozac. She said, 'Tot, sometimes what you need is a kitten,' and you know, she was right.
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#10. The line between the public life and the private life has been erased, due to the rapid decline of manners and courtesy. There is a certain crudeness and crassness that has suddenly become accepted behavior, even desirable.
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#11. Marriage. Isn't it great? Each time you fall back in love with your [spouse] it gets better and better.
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#12. Like I say, it just creeps up on you. One day you're young and the next day your bosoms and your chin drops and you're wearing a rubber girdle. But you don't know you're old.
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#14. I hate a book that jumps around. Also I can promise
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#15. After the boy at the supermarket had called her those names, Evelyn Couch had felt violated. Raped by words. Stripped of Everything.
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#16. If you do everything in your power to avoid writing and still can't, then you must be a writer.
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#17. Your mother formed an incorrect opinion of you and, naturally, you agreed with her. Children always think their parents are right. But in this case, your mother was entirely wrong. Think about it. Your mother is an overpowering individual,
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#18. Mildred had had a few men friends after that, but she never really loved any of them. None could ever compete with the one that got away.
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#19. Do you think that your worrying can prevent anything from happening? Whatever happens is supposed to happen and whatever doesn't, isn't.
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#20. The food in the South is as important as food anywhere because it defines a person's culture.
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#21. How do you know if you're making the right decision?
Easy. Just like two and two always add up to four, kindness and forgiveness is always right, hate and revenge is always wrong.
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#22. I wish I could describe what it feels like to have thousands of people listening to your every word, how easy it is to please them, to get that applause and to hear them out there screaming for you. It's like being in control of one big ocean and you can calm it down or make it roar.
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#23. One gal drank a can of floor wax and topped it off with a cup of Clorox, trying to separate herself from the same world he was in.
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#24. I think that people that are not sensitive, who seem to bang through life, do survive, but I don't think they get the really soaring feelings that people who are more artistically bent can get.
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#25. Being an only child and losing both my parents at an early age, I have found that the friends I have made over the years are the people who help me get through life, good times and bad.
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#26. Idgie smiled back at her and looked up into the clear blue sky that reflected in her eyes and she was as happy as anybody who is in love in the summertime can be.
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#27. It was the story of her life and probably how she had survived this long: with a little talent and a lot of flair.
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#28. Sex, maybe, friendship, yes, but love, no. If she ever felt love coming toward her, she would cross the street to the other side.
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#29. He had mourned each of those great trains as, one by one, they were pulled off the lines and left to rust in some yard, like old aristocrats, fading away; antique relics of times gone by.
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#30. Being a successful person is not necessarily defined by what you have achieved, but by what you have overcome.
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#31. But you soon find out they don't want to meet you, they want you to meet them.
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#32. Just think, Ruth, I never did it for anybody else before. Now nobody in the whole world knows I can do that but you. I just wanted us to have a secret together, that's all.
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#33. Whom the heart first loves does not know or care if they are related by blood.
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#34. It's funny, when you're a child you think time will never go by, but when you hit about twenty, time passes like you're on the fast train to Memphis. I guess life just slips up on everybody. It sure did on me.
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#35. So, Doc, will I be able to run the Boston Marathon again this year?
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#36. That's what I'm living on now, honey, dreams, dreams of what I used to do.
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#37. You know, it's funny what you'll miss when you're away from home. Now me, I miss the smell of coffee ... and bacon frying in the morning.
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#38. Remember, if people talk about you behind your back, it only means you are two steps ahead of them.
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#39. I have a lot of friends that are ex-Miss Alabamas and ex-Miss Georgias.
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#40. Every woman wants to get married and have children.
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#41. And now i know i'm not myself. how can i ever be myself again? i was never myself in the first place!
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#42. Women are fools; they will marry anything that has a heartbeat just to have a man.
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#43. Her good weight was 150 pounds, and 178 pounds was her top. Consequently, Brenda had three different sets of clothes hanging in her closet, labeled GOOD, MEDIUM and FAT AS A HOG.
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#44. No matter what you look like, there's somebody who's gonna think you're the handsomest man in the world.
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#45. Mrs. Threadgoode pulled something out of the Cracker Jack box and all of a sudden her eyes lit up. "Oh Evelyn, look! Here's my prize. It's a little miniature chicken ... just what I like!" and she held it out for her friend to see.
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#46. She had no interest in love. Love had taken her in the back room and beaten her up pretty badly.
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#47. The little girl knew if she bit any member of her family, they would get rabies too, and she died without ever having been petted. I cried so hard Mrs. Underwood had to take me to the school nurse.
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#48. You may not be the person your mother wants you to be, but you are you. Our job here is to try and separate the wheat from the chaff and figure out who you are and not who your mother thinks you are.
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#49. Face it girls. I'm older and I have more insurance.
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#50. You know, a heart can be broken, but it keeps on beating, just the same.
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#51. And Lenore had served each child several cups of the Simmons eggnog, which was 75 percent rum and 25 percent nog. When they came to pick the children up, all four were stumbling around her living room in a drunken stupor.
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#54. When she finally was able to order a martini, the first sip nearly knocked her head off. It was so strong. And how surprised she was that scotch tasted more like iodine than butterscotch candy. Two of the great disappointments in her life.
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#55. Churches were shut down and Stanislaw's father and three uncles had been sent to prison camps for speaking out.
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#56. raging across Europe. Every night, families sat glued to the radio, listening to the news of Poland. Most still had relatives
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#57. I believe poor people are good people, except the ones that are mean ...
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#58. You never know what's in a person's heart until they're tested, do you?
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#59. Remember, Sookie, nothing says more about a family than good silver and real pearls. The rest is just fluff.
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#60. As the doctor said, When a fifty-eight-year-old man goes downtown dressed up in a Dale Evans cowgirl outfit, complete with a skirt with fringe, it's time ...
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#61. I just know there's an albino living in the colored quarters. I can feel it in my bones.
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#62. If you cage a wild thing, you can be sure it will die, but if you let it run free, nine times out of ten it will run back home.
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#64. He had been told that in America, if you worked hard, anything was possible.
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#65. If you did tell the truth or if you didn't, there were always consequences. Human interaction was difficult at best.
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#66. Yes, I suffer terribly from depression. I have to work at being happy, it's not my natural instinct. My natural instinct is, if something wonderful happens, to throw water in my own face.
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#67. His idea of how the country was doing had been determined by the size of the butts he picked up off the sidewalk.
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#68. Evelyn stared into the empty ice cream carton and wondered where the smiling girl in the school pictures had gone.
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#69. Well, they are trying to get rid of Christianity and once they do that, then you watch. Our taxes will go up and they'll take all our guns away and the next thing you know, a communist or a socialist will get in the White House and then it will be all over.
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#70. They gave Saint Patrick his own day and what did he do but run out a bunch of snakes. Why, Thomas Edison lit up the world. If it hadn't been for him we'd all still be sitting here in the dark, with nothing but a candle,
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#71. It's always the darkest just before the glorious dawn.
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#72. It was a stretch to imagine that Barbara Walters might want to give it all up for Ed Couch, but Evelyn tried her hardest. Of course, even though she was not religious, it was a comfort to know that the Bible backed her up in being a doormat.
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#73. Claude Pistal is a creep! He is lucky I'm reasonably mild-mannered like Clark Kent.
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#75. Are you a politician or does lying just run in your family?
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#76. I'm telling you, Dena, when you live long enough to see your children begin to look at you with different eyes, and you can look at them not as your children, but as people, it's worth getting older with all the creaks and wrinkles.
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#77. Because any idiot can get married and have children; that's no great accomplishment.
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#78. On every door the management had placed a photograph of the person so they could find their room. As he went by he saw face after face of someone who used to be young.
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#79. The ones that hurt the most always say the least.
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#80. In 1945, when the male soldiers started coming back home from Europe, she and all the other women pilots that had served as WASPs during the war were unceremoniously told to go home and never received a dime or even thanks from the government.
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#81. After Elner Shimfissle accidentally poked that wasps' nest up in her fig tree, the last thing she remembered was thinking "Uh-oh.
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#82. I found out I got ringworm from Felix. If it gets in my head, they will have to shave off my hair. I'll be bald just like Eisenhower, and I am a Democrat.
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#83. I love your stories. Tell me a story, Idgie. Go on, you old bee charmer. Tell me a good tall tale. Tell me the one about the lake. ~Ruth Jamison
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#84. And her dumplings were so light they would float in the air and you'd have to catch 'em to eat 'em.
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#85. I believe in God, but I don't think you have to go crazy to prove it.
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#86. Every time they have somebody born in the movies, it is a little boy. They never have little girls being born. What makes boys so great and woooonnnderfullll? I can do anything a boy can do
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#87. By the way, is there anything sadder than toys on a grave?
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#88. Susie, the Weight Watchers leader, helped herself to a second helping of the sweet potatoes with the marshmallows on top,
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#91. All those calm, adult discussions. When all she really wanted to do was scream for her momma, her sweet momma, the one person in the world who loved her better than anyone ever would or ever could.
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#92. You think people are some kind of pure, white feathered birds flying in the clouds. They're not. They're pigs and they love to wallow in the mud and dirt.
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#93. When someone old dies, it is even sadder. First you notice that the paper doesn't come anymore, then gradually the lights are turned out, the gas turned off, the house gets locked up, and the yard is no longer kept up, then it goes on the market and new people come in and change everything. Elner
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#95. Hazel: Listen babe you have to search for your luck it's nice if it just falls in your lap but I look for my lucky pennies ...
Maggie: What do you do with all your pennies
Hazel: I give them away. It's good to spread your luck around and it always comes back to you.
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#96. You know, a heart can be broken, but it still keeps a-beating just the same.
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#97. People cain't help being what they are any more than a skunk can help being a skunk. Don't you think if they had their choice they would rather be something else? Sure they would. People are just weak.
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#98. Those Russkies won't put up with your whining and bellyaching for one second. I believe in freedom and individual rights as well as the next man but nobody has the right to live here and do nothing but run us down.
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#99. ...Rejoice for a comrade deceased,
Our loss is his infinite gain,
A soul out of prison released,
And free from its bodily chain."
~Smokey Lonesome
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#100. Nobody was ever really ready to turn off their mother's machine, no matter what they thought; to turn off the light of their childhood and walk away, just as if they were turning out a light and leaving a room.
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