Faina Ranevskaya Quotes

#1. I've been smart enough to have lived my life stupidly.

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#2. Women critics are amazons in climax.

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#3. It has always been incomprehensible for me: people are ashamed of the poverty but aren't ashamed of the wealth.

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#4. All my life I've swam in the loo butterfly style.

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#5. On should life his life in such a way that even bastards remember him.

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#6. Beauty is a horrible power.

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#7. My fortune is in the fact that I don't need it.

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#8. A fairytale is when you marry a frog and it turns out to be a princess. Reality is vice versa.

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#9. Spelling mistakes in a letter is like a bug on a white shirt.

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#10. A real man is one who remembers the lady's birthday, but never knows how old she is. A man who never remembers her birthday, but knows exactly how old she is, - is her husband.

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#11. If a patient wants to live, doctors are impotent.

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#12. Optimism is lack of information.

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#13. It's not a face, but a personal insult.

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#14. If a woman walks with her head down - she has a lover! If a woman walks with her head proudly up - she has a lover! If a woman carries her head straight - she has a lover! And actually, if a woman has a head, she has a
lover!

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#15. It is a shame to confess but among all living creatures only man doesn't know what is useful for him.

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#16. I had enough brain to live a stupid life.

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#17. You cannot cure sclerosis, but you can forget it.

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#18. Women are, of course, more intelligent. Have you ever heard of a woman that would lose her head only because a man has pretty legs?

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#19. Old age is the time when birthday candles cost more than the birthday cake itself, and half of your urine is wasted on medical testing.

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#20. Family can replace everything. So, before starting a family, one should think what's more important: family or everything.

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#21. God created women beautiful - so that men can love them - and stupid - so that they can love men.

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#22. Success is the only unforgivable sin against your neighbor.

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#23. When you get married, you'll understand what happiness is. But then it will be too late.

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#24. Like all people in love, I was obnoxious and stupid, threatened suicide ... And the one I was supposed to make worry only giggled.

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#25. Lesbians, homosexuals, masochism, sadism are not perversions. Actually, there are only two perversions: hockey on grass and ballet on ice.

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#26. Old age is when you are not bothered with bad dreams, but with bad reality.

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#27. Aging is tedious, but it is the only way to live long.

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#28. Health is when it hurts in a new place every day.

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