Top 4 Emmett Spain Quotes
#1. I mean, electric shock? Isn't that a bit ... electric shock-y?
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#2. I'm ashamed to say that getting behind the wheel of Dirk's shiny Penismobile was actually a lot of fun.
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#3. When Kirsten carried out a portable defibrillator the size of a breadbox, I very nearly went into cardiac arrest. Which, let's face it, would probably fall under the category of 'most ironic thing ever'.
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#4. I looked like a corpse, and not a particularly fresh corpse at that.
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