Eliza Lentzski Quotes

#1. I was trying to drown my sorrows," I explained, looking down into the bottom of my glass, "but my sorrows learned to swim.

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#2. Was I ever going to find someone to grow old with? Or would I continue to self-sabotage my own happiness?

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#3. Fucking Julia." I flung my long hair back over my shoulder, hiding the fresh bite. Twenty-eight years old with a hickie. Awesome.

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#4. They're battle scars of a life lived and tangible evidence of her strength. She made another human being. The weight of that knowledge is heavy.

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#5. Well, welcome to the University of Chicago," Maia grinned.
"Where fun came to die," Kelley added.
Lauren snorted and absently played with a French fry on her plate. "And where the only thing that goes down on you is your GPA.

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#6. No, I will not make out with you." Her red lips curled up. "Did you just try to make a joke, Madam Prosecutor?" I smirked.

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#7. Bumble-fuck, Minnesota.

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#8. I had a gorgeous, half-naked woman straddling my lap, but apparently I wasn't supposed to do anything about it.

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#9. The moment she goes after the coffeemaker, however, I'm going to have to put a stop to it.

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#10. Pain was weakness leaving the body.

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